Shoe Pr0n

Classic shapes, repulsive beauty and stunning creativity in footwear.

Welcome to Shoe Pr0n.

You won't find any dainty strappy numbers, flip flops, or gladiator sandals here. If you think Uggs or Crocs are acceptable forms of footwear, we probably won't get along. There are a million shoe blogs out there, but as this one is curated by me it is obviously going to be full of fabulous things.

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24th December 10
This shoe is so ugly, I’m actually offended by it. In order for something this hideous to be made real, a lot of otherwise sane people had to agree that it was a good idea. It’s an affront to all things good and fabulous. Remove it from my sight. Amaranti, you should be ashamed of yourselves- this is an atrocity. Painted Cork divided by crystal studs with a neon snake skin upper? REALLY?

This shoe is so ugly, I’m actually offended by it. In order for something this hideous to be made real, a lot of otherwise sane people had to agree that it was a good idea. It’s an affront to all things good and fabulous. Remove it from my sight. Amaranti, you should be ashamed of yourselves- this is an atrocity.

Painted Cork divided by crystal studs with a neon snake skin upper? REALLY?